. As we all know the
notorious gang of criminal brothers, the Beagle
Boys, have been pestering our fair city for years.
They have committed uncountable crimes from their
headquarters in the shabby El Rat Hole Apts. in
the notorious end of Duckburg, with no thought
for anything else than to get rich. For that
purpose they have a fleet of specialized get-away
cars that can transport them anywhere and support
them in their dastardly deeds with the versatile
tools the vehicles are carrying.
The Boys even have a union, Burglars, Thugs,
and Pirates Union, Local No. 6½, to support
their criminal schemes.

Archive photo showing the
Boys hard at work |
Luckily, the brothers are so
bungling (for one, they always flaunt their
prison numbers on their chests for easy
identification!!!), that they never end up with
any money, but they have more than once left the
city in turmoil and in ruins. Their latest feat
was to steal 5 giant robots in order to run off
with trillionaire Scrooge McDuck's money, and for
this and the ensuing destruction they got the
maximum prison sentence. This was last year.
Although their multiple
crimes have earned them several hundreds years of
prison time in the Studious Hours Prison
north of Duckburg, the city council has, once
again,
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. released all the brothers
with a remark that they have mended their ways.
In fact, during the past year they have all
obtained fine master's degrees and diplomas in
various highly scientific skills to be used for
good purposes upon their release, but is that
enough to free them???

176-617
says: We are indeed reformed! |
McDuck has filed yet another harsh
protest saying that 'the dreadful gang will
never learn' and 'they will always be
after my hard-earned petty cash'.
This reporter agrees with
McDuck! How can the city council release such
hardened and repetitious criminals after only a
year? Granted, they have never broken out of
prison, but that is simply because they stay in
there for too short a period of time to come up
with an escape plan! This is scandalous. We all
know that the Studious Hours Prison is hopelessly
overcrowded with prisoners, but it is very
shortsighted to release the worst gang in the
state in order to make room for petty criminals.
(U$63)
Just in: Well, maybe
the Boys have indeed mended their ways after all?
At least, they have only been spotted in the
ancient castle ruins of The Mad Duke of Duckburg,
where no valuables are present. McDuck,
apparently you can rest easy after all...
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