. While trillionaire Scrooge
McDuck's Money Bin is being rebuilt on Killmotor
Hill (the hill has now been flattened so it is in
level with the surrounding area), he has found
time to accept an unusual challenge from a
foreign Maharajah. They are competing in making
the most fantastic monument to Duckburg's founder,
Cornelius Coot, by erecting the finest statue of
this benefactor, and already one more impressive
- and large! - statue after another are being
built at an astonishment speed.
Some are even erected on
empty lots and in our parks during nighttime, and
two of the gigantic statues depict the two
competitors as well!

The new Duckburg skyline |
The question remains: Will the
multiple statues destroy Duckburg's skyline?
When asked about the cost of the many statues
that shoot up in the air like mushrooms, McDuck
says:
I don't blame anyone who thinks it is a gross
misuse of money to build these enormous statues
all encrusted with diamonds.
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. There were so many
things that could have been done with that money,
like building hospitals and schools and better
jails. But the money that has been spent on those
statues has bought labor and materials and has
all gone into circulation, much better than if it
had continued lying in my Money Bin.
McDuck continues:
It has created a tremendous amount of work for
jewelers and goldsmiths and concrete men and
hydraulics experts. Everybody has a job out of
that, so the money hasn't been wasted at all.
At the end of the
competition McDuck demonstrated to the beaten
Maharajah that he had only been using a tiny
fraction of his money, anyway. (WDCS138)

The statue of McDuck |
Just in: McDuck has made a
deal with the city council that he will tear down
all the statues provided that he can be free to
resell all materials at his prices.
This reporter applauds:
Bravo, Mr. McDuck, you have secured full
employment in Duckburg once again!
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