. Gyro Gearloose has always
been a treasured son of Duckburg. His skills as
an inventor ring through the entire scientific
society of this planet, and uncountable
astonishing and helpful inventions are the result.
Who can ever forget his dirt-to-produce machine
made for a local farmer, Ms. Grandma Duck, his
gold-finding machine that is so powerful that it
can find gold on the other side of this planet,
or his nucleonic linear emisser that can teleport
persons from one location to another in a matter
of seconds? Just to name of very few examples.
Gearloose's business motto is 'Inventor of
Everything' and it is this reporter's true belief
that he is not exaggerating one bit!
When asked how he gets his
marvelous ideas the brilliant inventor points to
a simple wooden hammer. He reveals that his
thinking proces starts off by a harsh self-inflicted
blow to his head with the hammer! That's the
way I think up inventions, he states and
shakes his head violently from side to side.

Gyro Gearloose at work |
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. Now Gearloose has done it
again! He has received an order from trillionaire
Scrooge McDuck to invent a substance that can
tightly seal his colossal money bin structure on
Killmotor Hill in such a way that no burglars can
penetrate it. Gearloose wasted no time in
inventing Impervi-wax with the remark Nothing
can ever get through it - in or out!
McDuck's nephew, Donald
Duck, was requested to seal the bin with the
exiting new substance, and he did so for a small
salary. Everything looks really nice and McDuck
is very pleased to know that he will have no
future trouble with - or speculations about -
potential burglars.

Donald Duck at work |
Just in: It would seem that
McDuck has rejoiced too soon! The sealed-in bin
functions far too efficiently. This was
discovered when McDuck tried to enter his
building in order to fetch his nephew's wages; he
couldn't get inside!!! This reporter is anxious
to know how this problem is going to be solved.
Stand by for updates... (WDCS171)
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